OC Babes And The Slasher Of Zombietown
Genre:  Comedy/Horror
Runtime: 72mins*
Rating: Unrated
Entertainment Score: 1/10
Tech Score: 1.4/10
IMDB Score: 1.8/10   (39 votes)

Summary from IMDB: The Zombies of Orange County are Trapped by Zombies From Orange County.

From me: *72mins my ass. The end credits last 10mins alone and while those are playing we see clips from the masterfully done Night of the Living Dead. The movie really ends at about the 52mins mark but we don't get 52mins of original material, oh no because that would be good for us... instead we get treated to clips of Night of the Living Dead thur out the whole movie, I think about 7mins or so our of the 52 is NotLD clips. This movie got picked up for dvd sales! OH IN THE FUCK!?!??! did the people who bought this pile of piss watch the movie? Were they high? Did they lose a bet? Fuck them and fuck anyone who watches this film. FUCK ME!!!
 As for the title of the film-oh this is going to be good- there isn't one god damn babe in the flick. In fact half of chicks in it look like crack whores. I'm not saying some of the chicks didn't look good because they did. I would have tossed them a bone or two, especially the chick whos tits are so big you know you can't cover them in cum but you still want to try! Yeah I want to try. Babes my ass, what a lie that was. Oh and...The Slasher.... fuckers there were two slashers add a god damn S to the word slasher.
 
Audio: 1/10. Rule one, if you're going to make a movie make sure you have a mic that can actually pick up more than one person speaking at a time. Rule two, make sure the music does not over power the actors. Rule three, make sure you are close enough to the actors so we can HEAR them. What I did like about the audio was the 80's horror movie music that seemed to be played on a 90's Casio keyboard.

Visuals: 1.5/10. We see one set of tits and one bum. That is about the extent of the visuals for this movie. No real horror movie make was done. We see some blood but not squirting out. Oh and the crack whores, they were nice to look at, you know if you want go vomit that is it.

Writing: 2/10. I think all they did was put a bunch of drunk monkeys in a room with some typewriters ( for those that are to young to know what a typewriter, it is a mechanical or electromechanical device with a set of "keys" that, when pressed, cause characters to be printed on a medium, usually paper. Look it up you young fucks.) for about 1year and this is what came out. This movie makes no sense, the title is very misleading, and did I mention this movie makes no sense?

Acting: 2/10. The two in this area equals the number of people in the film who can actually act and could have a long occupation in the movie world. They rest are about as believable as the fact that I have 12inch limp dick. That cast needs to do the world a favor and don't do any more movies, save the two that I like.

Dir/Ed: .5/10. HAHAHHAH AHHAHA HAHAH AH HAH AH AHAHA. Oh god what a joke the directing and editing was. You have poorly framed shots. You got the cam guy in the mirror for a fucking car. You have shots that ended to soon so you don't know what was said. You have shots started to soon so they is a lapse in time from action to the speaking of the lines. Angles that just get in the way of things. Poor post "tricks".

Bottom line: Do not rent, do not buy, do not download, do not steal. This movie should be avoided like me after a night of red amber beer and bbq hotwings.

Side Note: If you can jurk off to red headed amputee midget porn do that instead of whatching this movie.